Friday, October 30, 2009

The H1N1/Halloween Connection


Which two things are incompatible? 1) Hot biscuits and fresh honey 2) Tall fruity drinks on a white sandy beach 3) Children with H1N1 and Halloween festivities.

Just in case you couldn't figure it out, the answer is number 3.

Willie spent the two days since my last post on the couch in the living room asleep. At one point Vince woke him and asked, "How are you doing." In pure, beautifully optimistic fashion, Willie responded, "Great." in a raspy whisper that did not contain even a hint of sarcasm. Vince looked at me and then looked back at Willie and shifted into 'medical professional' mode. "Dude! This is not great. What day is today?" After thinking about it and giving the correct answer he admitted he was not great and he took another dose of Ibuprofen. His temperature was 104 and so we took him straight to the clinic.

Here is a part of the story that I find interesting and surreal. I have to ask myself, where are my secret photography skills when the truly odd events occur? At the clinic they tested Willie for the virus. When the test results came back positive a third nurse entered the room. She explained that she was going to have to get another sample to send to the state labs.Willie, with high fever and pain, was sitting on the examination table and when she told him to stand against the wall with his hands behind his back, he looked at her puzzled and then put his hands behind his back.

"No, you need to stand against the wall." She said.

He lumbered his aching body against the wall, put his hands behind his back and she said, "I have to take a sample from your nostrils and I have to go in further than they did last time. When I say cough I want you to cough." Willie was too sick to put up a fight. The nurse then pushed his nose up, in 'little piggy' style, and stuck the swab way back into his first nostril. "Cough" she said, and Willie did. She then did the same thing to the second nostril and then told him to sit back down.

It was like watching any kind of prison film, or what you imagine it would be like to be a POW or something. Willie was too sick to put up a fight. He sat back down immediately. The nurse turned to me and in a more casual tone, back to her friendly 'this is why I became a nurse' way said, "You wouldn't believe how many times people have tried to take a swing at me while I was doing that."

Flash forward to the next day at dinner. Willie is finally starting to feel like eating again. It has been a few days. We dish him up some halibut and carrots but make him stay on the couch. I am experiencing a sense of serenity...everything is going to be OK. Halloween is coming! We've kept Willie away from us enough that no one else is getting sick! Yea! The kids came around the table. Everyone is looking good. Falcom has a bit of a sniffle but... as the meal progressed Falcom came crashing down like a comet falling from the sky. A falling star. In the thirty minutes that passed between sitting to eat and clearing the plates he had gone from happy and well, to achy, coughy, itchy watery eyes and fever.

He was so sick he could not join us in the pumpkin carving. I took this picture in the three minutes he could stand being under the lights sitting up.


The worse part of this for me was the next day when the crying started. The big fat tears "I won't get to wear my dress in the carnival!" It was an entire day of misery. (Misery mostly for me, I think, who was suffering a broken heart listening to her son.) It went on until he called his friend who told him she would miss him. She was darling. Then Marina told him she would bring him a tray of nachos and some treats. Then he was OK.

Marina worked hard at the carnival at the fishing booth. Her friend Abby joined her and they made sure every little kid got the perfect treat. When she got home she gave Falcom his treats and everyone went to bed happy.

The next morning we made the decision to cancel our Halloween Party at Mema's. (Marina has been planning this party for two months.) It was a big difficult decision made easier by three factors: our families illness, the illness of three out of five of our guests, and the news that Mema has caught the virus. Marina was sad until I got a call informing me that Abby had come home from the carnival doing great for about 20 minutes and then dropped like a rock thrown into a pond.

Falcom was sad about the party but happy that he was well enough and fever free for an entire day so that he could go out and trick or treat a little bit. We trick-o-treated for an hour or so driving the kids around to keep a warm environment available. (We trick or treated Mindy and Eric only to find that they too have the flu and Aiden was not going trick or treating!)

If you are reading this and had a child miss out on Trick or Treating fun because of the flu, mark next weekend on your calendar! Next Saturday we are going to have a small parade through town, do a little trick or treating and end with a party at Mema's for all the kids who were out of commission for this holiday weekend!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

H1N1 - What it looks like on the ground


I got a call from the high school yesterday. In fact, I got two calls 20 minutes apart because I was tardy in responding to the first call. "We are just wondering why you are not here yet."

(I didn't tell them that I was enjoying my last 20 minutes of peace over a Two Sisters BLT and a cup of coffee because I knew that once I extracted him from the high school it was going to be high gear for me for the rest of the week and since he had already infected everyone in his immediate vicinity what was an extra 20 minutes going to do?).

It's Willie. Today he is at 104 and we are hoping that he will be the only person in the family who suffers with this flu, but, are expecting the worse.

I'm just hoping that we can make it through Halloween before the rest of us go down. (Didn't that sound uncharacteristly pessimistic on my part?) Willie is sleeping on the chair in front of the fire.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Pictures from the Weekend

The weekend started out with the most insane of all possible sleep over party scenarios: a four guest sleep over. This party consisted of two sets of siblings. It made perfect sense to the kids and was actually a fabulous idea to them. Vince and I felt that it was something we should do to facilitate bonding and friendships at school. No, it seemed more a necessity than a good idea.

OH! What a night of high fashion and high drama. Falcom could not have found a group of friends more able to hold their own in six inch pumps! At one point they had Vince and I on the couch for a fashion show. They were getting ready to parade in front of us when things in the changing room got out of hand. They were playing "Princess and the Maid" and Falcom was the princess and Aunia was the maid. Falcom, in his best evil stepsister princess way, told the maid, "You are never going to be as beautiful as me! In fact, you are ugly!" Well, the game usually ends with the maid outshining the princess and this is all part of the high drama, but the maid was not informed of this. Instead, she the game ended abruptly with by running to the stairs and sobbing while all the kids tried to cheer her.

It got so intense that even Malia broke into song to try to snap her out of it. The song went like this, "Aunia, you are the most beautiful girl in our class. You are simply wonderful. You are almost the smartest in our class..."

Vince and I looked at each other and realized that we have a very long decade of parenting ahead of us.

As loyal readers are aware, I have been amusing myself by spending spare daylight hours at the fabulous "Grassroots Salon" in Homer. Two weeks ago Jerami informed me that he was not going to be able to let me hang around much longer without a touch up. Since I am a princess I decided that I needed an audience for this event and Jerami said, "OH Yes! And we'll do nails and have a ball!" So I texted the girls (Irene, Sharon and Suzanne) and said, "Be at the salon to watch me get a hair do Saturday night."

You would have thought I was asking them come get their excessive skin tags removed. I didn't tell them that I wanted to pamper them a little bit and because of that I had to beg them to come. What the heck!? Especially Irene who was giving me a hard time until I said, "Look *****, I am getting food and hopefully am going to be able to give you a pedicure or a hair do or something! Geeze I just wanted to surprise my friends what is the big deal?!" She had no idea. Arg, these three! Jerami even got them all tiaras to wear. Why would they even consider resisting!
One thing for sure, when I invite them somewhere they will never doubt me again!

Afterwords we went to the Down East and met up with Vince and Glenn and had a good time showing off our new hair and listening to music.

Sunday morning found us experiencing our first snow. It didn't stick to the boys dismay (and my glee).

After Church on Sunday, the Finance committee held an auction to raise money for heat and lights. The Auctioneer came dressed for cold and then as each item was sold he stripped off a layer of clothing. It was hilarious and was a good example of why I love these Alaskan Methodists!

Oh yea, we came home with some good stuff.


Since no publishing offers have been pouring in, I have begun the process of transitioning from my current job as Princess to that of Substitute Teacher. I loaded onto the wheeler today and headed with Suzanne down to the Russian Village where I explored the idea of whether or not I have enough of the 'skill set' required to be a high school math teacher. After talking with Andy and seeing Suzanne's extensive collection of skirts and dresses at the school to choose from, I would say that the answer is yes I am qualified to teach in the Russian school for an extended period of time.

If you doubted my kick ***ness before, you can now assure yourself that indeed, I am an Alaskan Renaissance woman. I'll start teaching before Thanksgiving.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Crazy Hair Day


When I was in grade 7 I participated in a time honored event at my middle school: Slave Day. It was a part of the homecoming festivities and what a week lead up to this! Twin day! Reverse Clothes Day! Opposite Sex Day! Finally, on Thursday we girls got to bid on boys and the boys got to bid on girls and on Friday, if we were lucky, we got to have a hot middle school boy slave for an entire day!

My girlfriends and I pooled our money and we were the highest bidders in Slave Day history by spending $10 on (ooh...someone who should remain nameless). Let's just say he was super popular and super hot. We all imagined getting to do to him what we had been watching M.R. doing to his girlfriend all over the school yard all year long, but we are good girls at heart and didn't do anything our mothers would be ashamed of.

Back to the modern world. Now days, elementary school kids get to have Crazy Hair Day! The lead up to crazy hair day was very exciting. "Friday is crazy hair day! Friday is crazy hair day!" Good thing I have a new job at a salon and there are products there that can transform even the blackest hair into gorgeous blue spikes. There are products that can make the brownest hair turn reddish orange. Even Willie wanted to have blue spike hair. It was a fun morning around the Greear house.

Maybe I had the most fun reliving events that are hard to image anyone ever allowed to happen...

The moose has been unveiled! It is a fantastic mount and it is hanging right over my couch! It is huge and as promised I am thrilled to have the man displaying it in my living room. (Emphasis on the 'thrilled to have the man'.)

He and DeeJay mounted extension ladders and with their drill guns and nerves of steel had it done in about an hour. I'll be honest. I love it!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Pictures from the Weekend

Yes, the 'Crack'-berry has been very fun and very distracting, but it is time to post the pictures that I took over the weekend that are a bit less grainy. Everyone loves a workout before a swim! Falcom likes to put on the miles when his treadmill has a built in TV like this one did.


When the van was towed away and the next hotel was not in sight, the kids patiently waited for our next move. Aren't my kids wonderfully easy going? They are even cool with being car less and directionless. I wasn't the only one who got a new phone. Falcom got a phone that Cindi had tried to recycle. It makes lots of noise plays games and has a calculator. He also is very good at imaginary conversations...

Everyone loaded into Sheryl's compact so that we could go to our next hotel. This is our new friend Jamie. She is Maygen's friend and Vince and Sheryl gave her a ride from Fairbanks to Anchorage. Then she got to hang out with us all the way to Homer. What a delight to have such a fun new friend. What really cracks me up about this picture is that Jamie is six foot three inches tall and was saying, "I don't want my butt crack showing in the picture!" That got the kids attention, especially Falcom, and when I reviewed this shot seeing all three of their faces looking at the camera made me laugh.
At the "New Hotel" Marina and I had fun playing in the leaves. Ah! Autumn.
Jamie and Sheryl at Sushi. This sushi joint is on Dimond and is located in one of the old style Taco Bell building. All rolls were on sale for $10.95. You know I love that!
I had to tell Jamie about Sheryl's bad habits and how every desert escapade I've had with her has not been my fault! Sheryl has a new favorite roll, the crunch roll. Very wonderful!
First frost on the highway home. Took this shot when Vince was kind enough to stop the van long enough for me to try to take pictures of these swans. The entire road to Anchorage is filled with Swans, but I don't have the technology to photograph them appropriately. Jamie helped Falcom with his homework. Then Falcom sang into our phones so that we could have new ring tones.

Ah! Life!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Fixed!

The van is fixed. This 'Sunday working' mechanic fixed our van and then came to McDonalds to pick him up. In this Corvette. Vince is starting to laugh again and is looking forward to having a beer later.
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Tribulations

We were preparing to leaven loading and unloading the van and our Uhaul when we realized the van was not goiong to make the return trip to Homer. We stressed until we realized we should just spend another night.
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Together Again

Vince is back with us after his ill fated trip to Fairbanks. More good times in the pool! Next shopping then home!
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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Thank heaven for pools

Anchorage has always seemed like one of the cities where if you arn't shopping, what are you doing?

We decided to spend most of our time swimming.

More pictures to follow.


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Friday, October 16, 2009

Anchorage fun!

We are on the road again. This time with Willie. Falcom has a new favorite food and favorite resturant: VIP Resturant...Korean Food. He would rather com here than Kentucky Fried Chicken! More to follow...
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Monday, October 12, 2009

Pictures from the Weekend - an Epilogue

Sunrise

At the request of my loyal reader, I need to spend a morning working on the Epilogue to my post entitled, Homecoming. The question she so lovingly asked while standing in the entry to the post office was, "What happened to DeeJay and the van? I need to know!" I have decided that today shall be the day that I finish that story since the weekend went by without any major events or buffet lines. I will make notations by the photographs to let you know what all has been happening.

If you have not read 'Homecoming' you really must in order to get the gist of this post.

Falcom is playing the clarinet with the McNeil School Band. He wanted to play the flute, but we own a clarinet and before I would shell out cash for a flute that he may only want to play for a week, I decided we would test the waters with the clarinet that I have been packing and moving since MY fourth grade band. (See picture at left)

If you will recall, while Vince was hunting and I was in the depth of my fury at DeeJay, I made a late night text message to my beloved Vince. Unlike how these types of messages had played out in the past, this was not a message relaying my disgust with being left alone with a huge mess on my hands. Instead, I wrote a message conveying my bafflement with the male teenage mind and my inability to know what to do in this situation. I knew that he would never get the message, as the Brooks Range has yet to be scoured by that guy and his cell team on the Verizon network. Venting to him though seemed to help me and I quickly drifted right off to sleep.

My volunteer hours at McNeil were happily spent creating Alaskan Animal Hand Puppets! (see picture at the right) The little porcupine in the upper left corner is Marina's. She took a painstaking amount of time to make this little creature 'just perfect'!

When Vince returned to cell phone range he called me. I told him the story of the boys, the van, the ditch, the possible lie, the upcoming rectal examination. He said, "My, it sounds like you've had fun with that one!" He knows me so well!

When he came home he found that there had been no change in status in my anger and frustration level about the van incident. DeeJay's lab results came back inconclusive. Vince went to the high school to have lunch with the boys and when he picked me up from my princess job at Grassroots Salon after that lunch he said, "I have learned the truth about the accident and will be dealing with it tonight after dinner." And with those words I knew that I would be able to let go of my frustrations. Vince would be taking care of everything...

Never let it be said that I doubt the critical roll of a father figure in the family. There are things that are amazing that I, as a mother, can not replicate in any way even if I try. (This in no way minimizes or lessens my belief in equality for all.) Now, anyone out there will be hard pressed to find doubt in my macho-ness or kicka**-ness. (This will be proven further when I begin substitute teaching. )But when it comes to these little pullet roosters that live in my house and their need to bump into something...

Maygen, Iris and Brian came over for pizza night. This means that they came over and made pizza for us. These are also not your run of the mill pizza's either. These are amazing gourmet pizza's. At right is Maygen's 'pear and blue cheese pizza'. The red sauce she made for the other pizzas was an amazing mixture of left over pork ribs and vegetables from the garden including carrots and greens. Now do you see why I MUST return to the WW asap!


After eating Brian went to play Wii with Falcom and while they were playing Maygen pulled Marina's tooth! Why Marina loves having her teeth pulled by educational professionals is beyond me. These pictures are a reenactment.
Friends who have been following my development as a person from childhood to adulthood know that I am a 'spirituality freak' of sorts and even have a minor in Religious Studies tagged onto my college diploma. I love spirituality and religion. I enjoy the relationship I have with my higher power and feel I have a close and personal relationship with that universal love that connects us all and life.


Parenting has caused me to call some of that "Universal Mystery"'s judgement into question. For instance, this van wreck (and other age appropriate ding-dong teenage moments) have had me asking during meditative moments, "Lord, what is the purpose of delayed brain development in adolescence?" "What higher purpose does this lack of brain development serve?" Then I would get this inner knowing, "One reason, no one would agree to raise children if they did not lack impulse control at some point. I make the babies cute and I curtail full brain development until the late 20's in order to perpetuate the species..."

It was late when the boys returned from their drive. I was in bed when Vince came into the bedroom. He shut the door and began to undress. I couldn't wait another minute. "What happened?"

"I took DeeJay and we drove around a bit just chatting. On our way back to our road I sped up, hit the brakes, spun the wheel; attempting to do a Brodie in the van. Miraculously," he said with an air of sarcasm, "the van ended up in the exact same location as it did when it went into the ditch. I stopped it in time, put it in park, turned to DeeJay and said, 'Is there something you want to tell me?' DeeJay was shitting himself, in fact, he's probably down there using the toilet as we speak. I don't think we will be having that problem again." He laid in bed and started laughing!

Have I mentioned in this blog before how much I love my husband. Yea, he is great.

Why DeeJay didn't feel like just telling me the truth? "Hello? Universal Mystery Hot line? This is Alana..."

Yea, he's still grounded. Just when I was letting up on him he did another completely ridiculous thing and then tried to lie about it, so...