Monday, September 27, 2010

Homecoming, 2010

 
It must be difficult to have a parent who is a total documentation dork and who insists on following you around taking pictures of your every "first". For me, documentation does not stop at walking, or talking, oh no! I will be there camera in hand at nearly every event these kids can imagine.




Last weekend, in Anchorage, Mema and I helped Willie do some shopping for a nice suit and tie.  Mema hemd the sleeves and pant legs this week.  Vince helped him make the tie.  He wore shoes that we found on the side of the road that must have flown off of someones car roof.  I cried when I watched Willie drive off to Kaylene's.  My boy Willie, transformed before me into a man. 
 Because of the hickey fiasco of two weeks prior, Willie and Kaylene were fully chaperoned for the evening.  Edi made dinner for them to enjoy at the Radeke house (with Mariah and her date Johnny).  Ten minutes before they left Radeke's for the dance, Willie called me so that Vince and I could come over to take pictures. 

Vince and I then drove them to the dance.  Glen picked them up. 

In the car on the way to the dance the kids were reading over the contract they had to sign to enter the dance.  This contract lined out all the expectations the school had of the students behavior and terms of expulsion from the dance.  Two of the most memorable contractual points for me were that girls could show no bra straps except those that were clear or see through.  Good thing this isn't Saipan, hu?  Boys could not wear a shirt which showed their nipples.  Is this a prejudice against boys with 'man boobs' or a declaration that 'wife beater' t-shirts are out of the question?  As a heterosexual woman I can say that a man nipple is not what first attracted me to Vince.  I wondered if this was a new fetish category that I hadn't known about... Vince liked the line in which a "girls skirt length must be longer than the point to which their hands hung to their sides."  Vince said, "Can't you hear it now, 'finally, this short arm disability is paying off!'".

Both kids had a great time.  They were the best dressed couple at the dance.  They were home early, thanks to Glen.  Next...Prom!

Potato Time!



It is that time of year again: time to harvest of our potato patch.  I was surprised to learn this year that there are people who have never dug a potato.  I write this for those of you who fall into that category.
Digging potatoes is like Easter Egg Hunting for all ages.  The plant grows up from the mound of earth.  What lies beneath that earth is a mystery that can only be revealed by sticking your hands into the cold soil and searching.  As the orbs are extracted, there is a thrill.  Each extra large potato is like finding a golden egg.  Each potato that has had to grow around a rock in the soil is a hilarity.

We hold contests for largest, smallest, strangest, best face, etc. It is such fun that everyone participates with enthusiasm.  There is chatting and laughing and when someone sticks their hands into the "rotten old mama potato" there are screeches (even from the adults).  Secrets are revealed not only by the earth, but by the kids as their lives post school are unveiled.

There are a couple of things we've learned over the years that we've grown potatoes.  1)  don't dig in the rain.  Muddy potatoes are a mess to deal with.  2)  dig before the snow flies.  (This particular rule is critical and each year I relive the year Vince and I dug them out from beneath a blanket of snow the way my father would tell the story of the Donner party as we would drive home from our ski excursions).

The final yield?  Eight bushels.  That should be enough for a while...

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Falcom, Four Hours in the Van and One Package of Modeling Clay

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Masters of Mud

About six weeks ago, Maygen received a letter asking her to be in an event at the Anchorage Museum called, "Masters of Mud". Her first response was an emphatic "NO!" as she was feeling overwhelmed by life. She made the unfortunate mistake of telling me about the show and I responded to her with an emphatic "YES! Vince will be hunting and I will be ready to get out of town! We must go!"

Sure, at first she resisted, but she couldn't resist for long. I know that Anchorage has all the charm of Eureka, but Me, Mema, Willie, Fal, Marina all watching Iris while she sold stuff and schmoozed with the Alaskan Clay Crowd? Me in a hotel with a pool sipping diet soda in that moist humid air. You can't beat that!

Six weeks later, here I sit, pool side, watching kids swim. Maygen is upstairs getting ready for day two of her show. Iris is jumping on the bed. Willie is playing basketball and texting Kaylene. Mema is nervously fiddling around in the room. I am taking great pride in knowing that I was right. This trip was a good idea.
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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Kaylene's 17th Birthday

Kaylene turned 17 today.  Homer is a difficult town for a high school aged couple to celebrate a birthday in.  Willie told me on Monday that he had invited over Kaylene for her birthday dinner.
Unlike everyone else in the family, I can process not only that information, but the schedules of everyone in the family, all pets, and a couple other people in town.  When I ran this information through my motherly processor the image I came up with was far from what a 17 year old girl wants to do for her birthday.  Imagine sitting at our dining room table with a bowl of hot dog curry in front of them and two kids asking the young couple when they were going to be getting married.  "Can I be your ring barer?"  Willie's humiliation palpable, Kayleen beet red,  ducks screaming outside, the sun streaming through the grime on my windows.
No, this was not going to work.  I remembered my mother having a similar problem with my brother and his high school prom. She gave me a solution.  I made a suggestion to Willie, "Why don't you find out what she likes and if the weather holds we can plan a special meal?"  He was into it and started really thinking it out.  This morning he mowed the lawn before he showered.  He told me what I should pick up from the store. 

On the way home from town I told the kids what Willie was up too.  "When is the wedding?  Can we be flower girls?"  How far off the mark was I?  In that 10 mile drive home the two got all their marriage questions answered and out of their systems and got a firm understanding of how not to humiliate Willie.

Falcom and Marina were both excited to help decorate for the dinner.  Valda lent us the table and the flowers.  Willie was willing to let the kids serve the food which made them so happy.  He sent texts to me when they were ready for the next course.  Falcom really put his best effort into the part.  Marina was a great photographer and candle lighter.
I liked the Baliness of the thing.  Here they were.  Crystal.  China.  A view people pay thousands to see on vacation.  A para glider buzzed the house.  Ducks.  Ducks quacking.  Marina put candles around to ward off these curious creatures but they only had partial success.

Afterwords, when the kids were in bed and Kaylene had left for home (in time to keep out of trouble), Willie came in and plopped down besides me.  He was glowing.  "Now I have a memory.  Everything was great!  Thanks Mom."

Monday, September 13, 2010

Pictures of the Weekend

This past week has been complicated to say the least.  Family Day found us in Nikiski, enjoying the pool as we have done on many family days in the past.  We were laughing and splashing and diving to the deep end and remembering the islands, where we came from, all of us, together.  It was glorious.
And then the lifeguards found poo in the pool right where we were all swimming and immediately closed down the pool.  In the van on the way out of Nikiski we laughed, blaming each other for pooing in the pool.  We were all a bit disappointed we had to leave early, but were all in agreement that this year would stand out in our memories as the year of poo. 

We went to an early dinner in Soldotna.  Chinese buffet.  Afterwords we drove around looking for something to do.  The movies were only playing rated R movies this week.  No one wanted to walk around the grocery store.  Instead, I made them go to a furniture store.  Who would have thought that a furniture store could be so entertaining?

In the midst of all this amusement, Vince started noticing that we were the only people there and that the salesmen were asking us often if we were interested in anything.  He put two and two together and realized that we'd, 'closed down Bailies' and that the manager was waiting by the door with the key. 

This gave us another reason to laugh on the way home.  "That's the kind of party family we are!  Closing down Bailies!"

In other news:  dispite the miserable summer weather, our garden has performed AMAZINGLY!  We will be digging potatoes sometime this week. Falcom and Marina won first prize for their "Largest Vegetable" entry at their school harvest fair with this cabbage! 
 
We have Steve and Donna's darling yellow lab Winchester for a visit while Steve is hunting and Donna is at college.  This morning I was feeling very self congratulatory as I walked Chester down the road in the semi sunrise dawn BEFORE sitting down for a cup of coffee.  We got a little ways down the road when Chester and a critter startled each other.  Chester got very animated.  I called him back to me and waited as a big porcupine waddled away.  Winchester and I walked back to the house from there, me, again, feeling very self congratulatory as I had had a porcupine interaction without having to experience any consequences.  I reached down to pat Chester and realized that I would be dealing with the ramifications when I saw the quills coming out of his snout. 

Why this dog did not even yip is beyond me!  Here I was thinking I was going to have to wrap him in fish netting to extract the quills but no.  He just sat there and let me yank them out.  I was nearly finished when I realized this was an event in need of documentation.
I am now a Brownie Girl Scout Troop Leader.  Another reason to feel blessed that we have the kind of family life that allows me to do something important and fun for the young girls in our neighborhood.  The elementary school in town has plenty of girls for a troop, but no adults able (or willing) to take them on.  This should be interesting!

Marina decided to wear Willie's McDonald's hat to school the other day.  Hope she gets out of the habit of wearing that while she's young!
How many times have we gone vast distances to procure the blessed blueberry?  This year we learned that they are actually living much much much closer than we had ever dreamed!  Maygen has been taking Marina picking while Falcom has been having play dates and I have been in bed sick with the flu. 
Yesterday, when they got home from picking Marina embodied being a young girl in the Alaskan summer:  her clothes were filthy from being out picking, her hair was messy but sparkling with golden highlights, her fingertips were stained blue, her bucket was only half full.  She apologized for this saying, "I couldn't pick much today because I had to nap in the willows."  Maygen was delighted with her trip and with the amount of berries they found in the sun.  Iris was content from the quiet in the blueberry bogs, playing with the red and gold fireweed leaves.

Absolutely perfect beauty.


Thursday, September 9, 2010

Back to Getting Paid

Razdolna has a high school this year! It is a 7 through 12 grade class with 19 students. It is a sparse room in a portable across from the elementary school.

This year the school at Raz seems to be running amazingly well! The kids have space, the teachers are excited and motivated, and the kids seem better placed with their peers.

Good for you Razdolna! See you in October!
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Monday, September 6, 2010

I Can't Believe I Am Witnessing This!

My kids are old enough to play board games together! It is amazing and wonderful! I hope I'm not jinxing this because we could have a happy winter if this keeps up!
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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Family Day!

This year we celebrate the tenth anniversary of our being a family. We are on our way now to the Nikiski pool where we will spend the day on the water slide! I love it when we can all be together!
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Approaching Harvest

Since my ducks abandoned their slug eating duties in my garden I have been avoiding my farming. The ducks gave me a purpose for venturing into the rain and the mud and the muck to weed and pick. When they escaped and took up residence under the trampoline I had no reason to check the vegetables. I used to have to go down to verify that they had not become eagle bait. Now, their constant walking around the house, staring into the windows at me, lets me know they have not been turned into sashimi.

Today the sun is out. I write this as I lay in my lower meadow. Fall is here. The trees are changing color. The pushki is dead. The kohlrabi, that we were told would not produce because we planted them from seed, have put on nice bulbs. The chard and the carrots, like the bees, didn't do anything this summer.

But this cabbage! Bees may not like constant rain, but cabbage, cabbage loves this rain! I could have won a blue ribbon with this beauty. It looks like I will be learning how to make and enjoy sauerkraut this month. When the kids get home tonight we will pick!

Oops...better go...here comes the rain...again.
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Fans of Rain

My Ducks
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